December 2009
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Best. Prank. Ever. →
I was recently asked to be best man to my best mate in the world. The one condition was my mate made me swear — NO jokes before the wedding. #
I volunteered to check in on their house while they’re on honeymoon + 1 day I thought — “Technically, this is AFTER the wedding, right?” #
So here’s the thing: the newlywed’s marital bed now has a pressure-sensitive pad underneath which now tweets...