Best. Prank. Ever.

I was recently asked to be best man to my best mate in the world. The one condition was my mate made me swear — NO jokes before the wedding. #

I volunteered to check in on their house while they’re on honeymoon + 1 day I thought — “Technically, this is AFTER the wedding, right?” #

So here’s the thing: the newlywed’s marital bed now has a pressure-sensitive pad underneath which now tweets everytime they get on the job. #

You’ll know when it starts, when it ends, the force, a rating on the frenzy index and a judge’s comment — all broadcast live to Twitter. #

I have to say, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. (via guillee)