Dear NBC, Fuck You.

NBC wants to push Jay Leno’s awful “Jay Leno Show” to 11:35 and “The Tonight Show” to 12:05. “The Tonight Show” has been on at 11:35 since I was a child. Moving it back is just blasphemy. Conan agrees and says he will not do the show if it’s pushed back. Fox is trying to get him to come do a show for them, assuming he can get out of his contract with NBC.