4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW – MAKE ME AN OFFER!!! (Universal Studios)

This is a chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show- guaranteed to last for up to seven months!! Really must see to appreciate.

Information for potential buyers:

-Measures 100′ x 100′ x 32′ – plenty of room for a futon!

-Designed for 11:35 but can be easily moved

-Band can be sold separately

-Buyer must honor Barry Manilow booking next Thursday

MAKE ME YOUR BEST OFFER!!!!!! (Also willing to trade for Coldplay tickets)

Conan put the Late Show up for sale on Craigslist. Then CL took it down, because they hate joy. (via FAIL Blog)